To be honest the “Mocktail” branding irritates me a bit, but with the state of everything else in the world, who fucking cares.
Starting June 18th, Einsten Bros. Bagels is adding some juicy Morning Mocktails to their breakfast menu. Why not just call them Fancy Juices? Did that not test well with your suburban audience? Okay, I really don’t care…I swear.
As part of the launch, Einstein Bros. will offer an All-Day Happy Hour Special: A Bagel & Shmear with choice of Morning Mocktail for $5.99. The idea that people are often drinking alcoholic drinks in the morning that would necessitate “mocktails” is…you know what, I’m wrong. I forgot about Brunch. I forgot about all the Brunch Bitches, getting their endless mimosas, and (disgusting) Bloody Mary’s. I was wrong. That’s on me. Back to the drinks and deals.
The new Morning Mocktails feature bright, fruity flavors, and will be available at participating locations nationwide starting June 18, 2025. As part of the launch, Einstein Bros. will offer an All-Day Happy Hour Special: A Bagel & Shmear with choice of Morning Mocktail for $5.99.
Hey, now that’s a deal.
The Einstein Bro. Bagel Morning Mocktails lineup includes:
- Bros. Bay Breeze — Cranberry, Lemonade & Passion Fruit
- Passion Fruit Sunrise — Orange Juice, Lemonade & Passion Fruit
- Dragon Fruit Lemon Drop — Lemonade & Dragon Fruit
- Energy Spritz — Dragon Fruit & Monster Energy®
The All-Day Happy Hour Special is a Bagel & Shmear and Morning Mocktail combo that hits the spot for only $5.99. Guests can choose any classic or signature fresh-baked bagel with any cream cheese shmear flavor to pair with the Morning Mocktail of their choice.
Those who opt for a caffeine*-boosted Happy Hour Special can choose the Energy Spritz made with Monster Energy ® for only a dollar more. The Happy Hour Special pairings are endless, so those looking for variety always have something new to enjoy.
Find out more on www.einsteinbros.com.
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